Pat for Commisar!

This is an amusing fantasy, because I am probably unelectable in the United States due to my atheism, communist views, and bisexual history. Still, I saw the Issues2000 website and thought I might put my responses up like the candidates (or their proxies) did.
My answers were written on 27 Nov 2005 and updated on 23 Dec 2006, and I have tweaked questions slightly.

General Principles


Abortion and Birth Control


Economy


Civil Rights


Corporations


Crime


Drugs


Education


Energy and Oil


Environment


Families and Children


Foreign Policy


Free Trade


Government Reform


Gun control


Health Care


Homeland Security


Immigration


Technology


Employment/Jobs


Principles and Values


Social Security


Tax Reform


Welfare and Poverty